Konichiwa Bitches

You wanna rumble in my jungle I'll take you on
Stampede your rumpa and send you home
You wanna rumble in space I'll put my laser on stun
And on the north pole I'll ice you son
You wanna thrilla in my 'nilla you'll be killa bee stung
Wanna taste the vanilla? Betta watch your tongue

'Cuz I'll hammer your toe like a pediatrician
Saw you in half like I'm a magician
Tear you down like I'm in demolition
Count you out like a mathematician

I'm so very hot that when I rob your mansion
You ain't call the cops you call the firestation
'Cuz my flavor so sweet you'll be zoom zoom zoom
Don't even get me started on my Badaboombooms

One left one right that's how i organize them
You know I fill my cups no need to supersize them
Right now you're probably thinking: how she get in them jeans?
Well I'm gifted all natural and burst through the seams

Don't I look tasty like a French Bon-Bon?
Even more sweeter than a cherrybomb
Comin' with the postman like I'm a mailbomb
Comin' in your mouth make you say yum yum

Hit the gong gong bring the sumos on
I'ma kick ass all the way to Hong Kong
Make their balls bounce like a game of ping pong
Konichiwa bitches from Beijing to Saigon

Got nothin' on me 'cuz you know you's a bum
Dum diddi dum diddi diddi dum dum
Check the scenario I'ma bust your ear drum
And leave your heads ringin' with the ringa ding dong

Busy on the mike since the day I was WHAT? (born)
Check out my style it's the Raka WHAT? (mo)
Shine is on me like a dog on a WHAT? (bone)
Fight the power, put myself on the throne

You know when shit is getting heavy like it weighs a ton
I will run you down like a marathon
Tape you up good put you in the trunk
(See you next tuesday you is a punk)

Robyn - Konichiwa Bitches